Environment blogPollution This article is more than 14 years oldWhy bottled Bling H2O is an eco low
This article is more than 14 years oldStill requested by celebs and jet-set hollow-heads, the world's most expensive bottled water is an eco outrage, so it's time to name and shame it and other similar productsAnyone putting together a time capsule in 2006 need have looked no further than a bottle of Bling H2O as the most apt representation of that year. The world's most expensive bottle of water was, literally, the high watermark of the kind of conspicuous consumption that prevailed before the credit that allowed such lavish spending was mercilessly crunched a year later.
At $55 a bottle, Bling H2O was wrong on so many levels. It was hype personified: Paris Hilton was said to let her dog drink it and yet a blind taste test revealed it was indistinguishable from tap water. It was environmental madness: water shipped from a spring in Tennessee to Hollywood, London, Tokyo and other "style centres of the world" to be enjoyed by jet-set hollow-heads. (The frosted glass bottles, "exquisitely handcrafted with Swarovski crystals", were labelled, thank goodness, as "reusable", though.) And, for good measure, it somehow threw in some sexism, too: the marketing of the water featured a naked woman (sorry, she did appear upon closer inspection to be wearing a thong made of crystals) in a rather unlikely pose propping up a bottle between her buttocks and her heel.
I present to you - without any need for commentary or adulteration – the marketing blurb that accompanied BlingH20:
Bling H2O is the inspiration of Kevin G Boyd, Hollywood writer-producer. While working on various studio lots where image is of the utmost importance he noticed that you could tell a lot about a person by the bottled water they carried. In Hollywood it seemed as if people flaunted their bottled water like it was part of their presentation. Whether the bottles had a cool shape or came from an exotic island, none truly made that defining statement. Bling H2O was fashioned to make that defining statement. The mission was to offer a product with an exquisite face to match exquisite taste. The product is strategically positioned to target the expanding super-luxury consumer market. Initially introduced to hand-selected athletes and actors, Bling H2O is now excitedly expanding it's availability. Bling H2O has been featured at many recent celebrity events including the MTV Video Music Awards and television's biggest event, The Emmys. Bling H2O is pop-culture in a bottle. But it's not for everyone, just those that Bling.
I'm convinced that students will be studying and dissecting every sentence of this statement in decades to come. Indeed, we should start printing flyers for distribution with this blurb, but with the heading: "Stay Alert - Let's Never Allow This to Happen Again." Even Forbes – the Heat magazine for millionaires - has gone as far as placing it in its annual "Most Outrageously Priced Items" list.
One might have assumed that the economic shakedown would have spelled a watery grave for Bling H20 and all that it represents. But, I now learn that Bling H20 is also available in plastic bottles for a more affordable $20. The only concession to the recession is that they're marked down from $24 on the Bling H20 website.
So, given that new awards are all the rage on this site at the moment, I think this is time to launch yet another: the Wrong On So Many Levels Award, or, if you prefer, the Wrongies. What other items for sale are out there that should be named and shamed as being totally incongruous to our times?
· On Monday 23 March 2009 this post was amended to delete reference to Michael Jackson performing at Oleg Deripaska's party. Oleg Deripaska's representatives have told us that Michael Jackson is not performing.
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